We are not joking about this shit. We want our fucking chairs.
I, for one, welcome our future Indian-Chinese lesbian cyborg president.
The Ruby Sanctum.
okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers
"what the fuck is a nickelback"
He loves me! I knew it!
what do you call a message sent by a girl?
i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists
"Sorry about the wait."